NYNY Solutions

Yellow and mushy
The peel throws you off balance
Sudden change in life

I have refined the wording somewhat over the years, but the essence is the same and is quite possibly the most condensed, most brilliant and most true of all advice ever given from father to son.

So here it is, my father’s Banana Peel Theory:

‘Most things that will ever happen to you in life, you will come upon as unexpectedly as when slipping on a banana peel, so the best thing to do is to be where there are a hell of a lot of banana peels’

The Swedish version:

‘Det mesta som kommer att hända dig, kommer du att trilla in på ett bananskal på, så den enda plan du egentligen behöver är att se till att vara där det finns en jävla massa bananskal’

Now, my friends, go to where the banana peels lie.

The End.